geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

foxnewsofficial:

join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

AUGGIE NO!!!!

damn you Parker…

if Yahoo takes my porn and other inappropriate pleasures away in attempts to make this site “family-friendly”, let’s just say I’m gonna be PISSED!

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.